Had a pretty good day at school today, I was in a good mood when I came home and I was estatic to find that I had finally reached the 1000 review point.
Then I read them and my excitement quickly faded.
I had received a flame that goes a little something like this.
behead this, bitch!You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despiseeverything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominidchromosomally aberrent caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pondscum. and I wish you would go away.You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little wormdeserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, aWeasley. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, arevulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smearedrichly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birthinto this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you andthen killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species asyou. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thoughtof you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You arevile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs ofthis earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting toimpress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoopwill still be available to readers, but they will be able to access itmore rapidly.You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, driveits beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose tofly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shameof your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nauseainspired by your own trite, foolish beliefs.You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nastyand profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You areunreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land thatreality forgot.And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statementsof unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do youhold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have moreweight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,waiting for the bite of the snake?You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous andobnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a livingemptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficientin all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You aredank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of allunpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyondthe stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You aretrans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so farthat even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that nointellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun onMercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entiregalaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is someprimordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pureessence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyondthe laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This isan epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me againfor a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorantquestions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any ofthe rest of this drivel. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snippedaway most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't reallysay anything. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people takefor granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimesforget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find thesethings more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then Iwould have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luckin the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such ademand on you.
Did I cry?
Yes.
Did this pretty much ruin my 1000 review excitement?
Yes.
Will I be posting today?
No.
I know it's silly, but I was quite upset by this review. They didn't mention anything that I had actuly done wrong in my writing as far as I could tell, and I only wish I knew why the left me that.
Anyway, new chapter will be out tommorrow night at the eairlest.
Then I read them and my excitement quickly faded.
I had received a flame that goes a little something like this.
behead this, bitch!You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despiseeverything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominidchromosomally aberrent caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pondscum. and I wish you would go away.You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little wormdeserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, aWeasley. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, arevulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smearedrichly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birthinto this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you andthen killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species asyou. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thoughtof you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You arevile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs ofthis earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting toimpress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoopwill still be available to readers, but they will be able to access itmore rapidly.You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, driveits beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose tofly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shameof your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nauseainspired by your own trite, foolish beliefs.You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nastyand profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You areunreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land thatreality forgot.And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statementsof unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do youhold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have moreweight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,waiting for the bite of the snake?You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous andobnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a livingemptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficientin all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You aredank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of allunpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyondthe stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You aretrans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so farthat even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that nointellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun onMercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entiregalaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is someprimordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pureessence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyondthe laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This isan epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me againfor a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorantquestions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any ofthe rest of this drivel. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snippedaway most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't reallysay anything. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people takefor granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimesforget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find thesethings more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then Iwould have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luckin the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such ademand on you.
Did I cry?
Yes.
Did this pretty much ruin my 1000 review excitement?
Yes.
Will I be posting today?
No.
I know it's silly, but I was quite upset by this review. They didn't mention anything that I had actuly done wrong in my writing as far as I could tell, and I only wish I knew why the left me that.
Anyway, new chapter will be out tommorrow night at the eairlest.
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