I put out the newest chapter of Bohemian Vanity yesterday, and I am sad to say that this story will soon be coming to an end. I won't drag it out longer than it needs to, but I won't have a rushed ending.

I put out a one shot yesterday called, The Heart Of A Riddle. It is about Tom Riddle and Ginny Weasley and what happend in the Chamber of Secrets before Harry arrived. It's not exactly something that I would normally write, but i've had that bouncing around in my head for a while and it's just been hindering my school work. So, I decided to post it, so please read and leave reviews.

I am also writing (at this moment actualy) yet another one shot, called The Girl. Boring title, I know, but it's about Krum and how he came to ask Hermione to the ball. I know I should be doing homeowrk, but I really don't want to. So, yes, Hopefully I will be able to get that out tonight.

I am planning on doing one more one shot soon, and this will be vastly diffrent from all of my others. This one won't have any ships, unless they are implied, and they won't be all angsty. It will be called, And Then There Was One, and it's about Remus and how he finally gets revenge on Peter. It's going to be better than it sounds, I promise. I waitied until I had at least three ideas before I posted, THe Heart Of A Riddle, because as you know, I hate having certian numbers on my stories section.

But, that seems to be about it. My LIttle One is going well, all I need is a beta :)

Well, I was able to get out the next chapter of Bohemian Vanity out today, which is good. Don't know when my next update will be. I'm currently writing on My Little One so chances are it will be out around wednessday.

As I said before, Summer at Snape Manor is canceld for the moment. Perhaps I will get back to it eventually.

Not much else going on.

Had a pretty good day at school today, I was in a good mood when I came home and I was estatic to find that I had finally reached the 1000 review point.

Then I read them and my excitement quickly faded.

I had received a flame that goes a little something like this.


behead this, bitch!You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despiseeverything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominidchromosomally aberrent caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pondscum. and I wish you would go away.You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little wormdeserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, aWeasley. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, arevulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smearedrichly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birthinto this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you andthen killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species asyou. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thoughtof you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You arevile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs ofthis earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting toimpress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoopwill still be available to readers, but they will be able to access itmore rapidly.You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, driveits beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose tofly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shameof your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nauseainspired by your own trite, foolish beliefs.You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nastyand profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You areunreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land thatreality forgot.And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statementsof unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do youhold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have moreweight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,waiting for the bite of the snake?You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous andobnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a livingemptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficientin all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You aredank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of allunpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyondthe stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You aretrans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so farthat even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that nointellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun onMercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entiregalaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is someprimordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pureessence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyondthe laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This isan epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me againfor a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorantquestions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any ofthe rest of this drivel. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snippedaway most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't reallysay anything. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people takefor granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimesforget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find thesethings more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then Iwould have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luckin the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such ademand on you.

Did I cry?

Yes.

Did this pretty much ruin my 1000 review excitement?

Yes.

Will I be posting today?

No.

I know it's silly, but I was quite upset by this review. They didn't mention anything that I had actuly done wrong in my writing as far as I could tell, and I only wish I knew why the left me that.

Anyway, new chapter will be out tommorrow night at the eairlest.

So, where to start. Well, the next chapter for Bohemian Vanity is on it's way, though I only have a half a page. The Ron/Harry fight isn't going to be as detailed and exciting as some of you might be expecting, but you honestly don't want me writing a huge fight scene, Hermione's dreams were hard enough. That is part of the reason why I am putting the war in the epilogue. I was thinking about the epilogue last night before I went to bed and I realized, I won't have as many chapters till the end as I thought. I had imagined when I started this story, that the past and present would have an almost equal amount of chapters. Yeah, not going to happen. I expect to have 10-15 possible chapters left, including the epilogue.

Don't worry though, after about a month or maybe even a week break, I will be returning to the world of benefactors with a new story. I have two in the works, different parings, but same basic idea. One of them is a prequel to reminiscing, and the other is called My Little One, and I have posted the first chapter as a one shot at the moment. I will decide later which story I would rather pursue.

A few people have said that I should take a crack at writing a post HBP story, and I just might. I was going to try to make My Little One HBP compliant, but seeing as how I can't honestly have the story without the man that died, it won't be happening.

Summer at Snape Manor is going to be abandoned for now. I might pick it up next summer before I leave for college, but maybe not. It will be finished, it will simply be a year or so before I update. I'm truly sorry for those who read it, but I don't have the desire to write on it now. My character is to much of a Mary Sue and that bothers me to no end. I don't like her background, and I'm having serious second thoughts about her being what she is.

Anyway, school I feel is going to put a damper on my updating abilities, at least for now. Once volleyball is over then I might be able to update more often. But my schedule is ucky.
English 4
AP Government
Physics
College Algebra
Sociology
Computer Science
Bible 4
Current Events

Now, I'm know it dosn't sound like a terrible amount of work, but every one of my teachers loves to give out homework, they just adore it. So, put volleyball on top of that, and my time dwindles down to almsot nothing. Besides, I have to keep pretty much straight A's this year, which is an added challenge.

I am going to hopefully put out another one shot soon. My number of stories is currently at nine and it is bugging the poo out of me!

Well, that seems to be about it, Happy Reading :)

Ok, I got another chapter of Bohemian Vanity out today, and I have one and a half pages done for the next chapter, but it seems I have hit a roadblock. The spell to get her home. It's one of those things that you always say, "Oh, I'll figure it out when I get there."

Well, now it is here and I'm sort of stumped. But, never fear, I will get it out tommorrow. If my six our volleyball thing today didn't stop me, then tommorrow's wont.

Rethinking Summer at Snape Manor. Charachter is WAY to Mary Sue for me. Don't know if I should continue. But I will contine to keep you posted on weather I do or do not.

Well, I was able to get out yet another chapter tonight for Bohemian Vanity. I was quite suprised too, I thought it would be at least another day or two. But, two more chapters and our dear Hermione will be home, at least that is the plan. Who knows, maybe I will be able to get her back before school starts.

I put out another one shot, it's Tonks/Severus. Check it out. I got the idea while listening to Evenescence's Anything For You.

Summer at Snape Manor is still on hold.

Well, I posted another chapter of Bohemian Vanity tonight. Haven't started on the next chatper, but hopefully I will update either today or tommorrow.

Not much else to say on the writing front, but I might have someone edit my stuff soon, which should make ya'll happy.

Well, I posted chapter 54 of Bohemian Vanity today, without review responses. I am so sorry, I wanted to get them done, but the computer decided to crap out on me just as I had finished, and deleted it all. But, to compensate, the chapter was longer, and I already have one page done on chapter 55. I really enjoy the way this story is going, and I am so glad that all of you have stuck with me this long. I don't know how long it will be till it is over, but I can tell you, that Hermione won't be home by the time I start school. But, I can say, that I will have about 15-20 chapters minimum after she get's home until it is finished, which gives me oodles of time to get started on my new fic.

It actualy isn't new. I started it a month or two ago, and I have about 20 pages done, but it won't be HBP compliant, and it will be yet another HG/SS, though quite diffrent from Bohemian Vanity.

Now comes the big question, to get a beta, or not to get a beta? I have been told by some that it would be wise, but, every time I finish a chapter, I just can't wait to post it to see what ya'll think, and i'm not sure I could wait for a beta. Hum, hopefully I will figure it out eventually.

I was also thinking about doing a prequel to Reminising, I already have about four pages done, but i'm not sure how good it would be. The HG/LM ship sort of scares me, but then again, so did HG/SS at first. That paring would be so hard to write past a one shot.

This week, I have two volleyball games, thrusday and friday I belive, so that might cut into my writing time, but I should have at least three/four more chapters out before school starts. Who knows? Perhaps if I get my butt in gear, I could get her home before school starts.

Well, I almost have the next chapter of Bohemian Vanity done. It turns out, the editing area isn't loading on AOL, but will load wonderfully fast on Internet Explorer. So, that should be up sometime tommorrow. I decided I wanted to add a few extra pages to it. I hope all of you liked chapter 53, I have been waiting so long to get to this point, I just hope I don't dissapoint any of you.

Summer at Snape Manor is being put on hold for a bit, though I hope to get another chapter out before school starts on the 15th. I'm just finally at the point I have been waiting to get to on Bohemian Vanity so I'm going to run with that for a bit. So sorry, but please stick with me.

While in Galveston I wrote another One Shot staring Lucius. I won't post it untill I have two more to go with it. I don't like having my number of stories end in anything besides a 3, 5, 7 or 0. Don't as me why, i'm just odd that way.

But that seems to be all for now.